You will be found in a ditch wearing a monkey suit.
When you think things can only get worse, remember the Alamo.
Sometimes it seems as if Tarzan isn’t real.
It’s funny how you can be in the house and out of your mind at the same time.
If you aspire to greatness never forget the little people because no one likes a sad midget.
Happiness is a process not a result. Paychecks are a result not a process. Some cheese is processed too.
Never judge a man till you wear his socks for a mile and walk in someone else’s shoes.
Dyslexic people have troubling remember what to say next.
Keep your wits about you; pile them in nice stacks and not too high.
Try to imagine yourself in a house without chairs. Now what?
People in stone houses shouldn’t wear glasses.
Calm, cool and colitis, that’s you.
Ghandi was anorexic but covered it with ideals.
The lazy man uses a car, the smart man a calculator.
Give me liberty or give me some kind of warning.
In the house of pancakes everyone is equal.
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