The Revenge of the Stiff or, Star Wars Returns!

So, Star Wars fans may once again stand in line weilding plastic weapons that make noise just like George used to make. Ah yes, the sound of John Williams music so well pounded into our ears by the first three classics is once again whittling away at our attention span. These days young Jedi's sit crossed legged in line for the show as they play the game on thier laptop. The ending is no secret, if they beat the game.For this reason I am hereby giving fair warning that this movie is a throwback to the kind of movie that you can eat popcorn too and wish you had milkduds. It wasn't dissapointing at all, it's just that the years have not been kind to tall men in hairy bigfoot outfits flying a spaceshit, er, ship. I thought it was "Harry and the Hendersons" go to Tatooie. Perhaps it is old eyes that are overwhelped by the images on the screen that are multiplied so many times by cgi that they look like mirrors in front of mirrors in front of mirrors in front of mirrors in front of Wookies!I am so pleased I have wheatable crackers here in front of me. If only the Cream Cheese were here instead of the main house, life would be complete. Hey, how about another action figure of Darth Zit or whatever?To bed and no, I have no Star Wars sheets.